It's a never ending cycle of complete stupidity. Since the internet was made widely available, and the E-generation was born, there have been countless ways in which people show their vast stupidity on a daily basis.
The most predominant of these is the chain email. You would think, this being the year
2009, that people would realize by now that these things are just a waste of time and energy. But no...people still forward these pieces of shit to their entire address book because they're either scared of the "consequences" or they're gullible enough to believe that they will receive some sort of incentive in return for sending an email to 23 people in 5 minutes.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I personally am SO sick of getting these emails, that i cannot properly put into words how much they piss me off. Do you seriously believe that Bill gates is going to share his fortune with you if you send an email to 7 people!? Or if you send your email to 20 people in the next 6 minutes, your "crush" will reveal themselves to you?? How the fuck would that even work!?
Like there's some massive database of peoples' crushes somewhere, and when the email gets sent, they get a memo?? Like, "oh shit, hey Bill, that janice girl that digs you just sent that letter to 20 people...you gotta send her a text now..."
Or one of my favourites, if you DON'T send this to 7,877 people in 39 seconds, you will have bad luck forever...
Like seriously? Who fuckin decides that!? That's not even possible!! yet people do it anyways.....they scramble to send it to their whole address book in the required time for fear that something horrible will happen...like if they only send it to 89 people instead of the required 100, then Chuck Norris will kick down their door dressed as Jesus and murder their dog.
when will you people learn? NONE of it works. Ever. It never has, and it never will. Like, use what few brain cells you have left, and THINK before you hit send. It's really not that difficult. The best part, is after you scroll down through the thousands of names and past forwards, you always get to one that says "OMG TRY THIS IT REALLY WORKS I SWEAR!! THE PHONE REALLY RANG AS SOON AS I HIT SEND!!!!"
NO IT DIDN'T. the phone did NOT ring. you did NOT get money from God, you did NOT get free clothes from Old Navy, and oh, guess what, you did NOT see a picture of the virgin mary drinking a dr. Pepper flash on your screen. So seriously, get a fucking life, grow up, and stop forwarding USELESS FUCKING EMAILS.
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