Things people do that bug the PISS out of me.

Have you ever been somewhere, and you see someone do something that just annoys the shit out of you? I have....it happens all the time....things that make me just say "Seriously?! WTF?"

here's a list of a few of the things that make me have that reaction:

When the traffic lights in an intersection are flashing yellow...and people treat it as a
4 way stop. It's not a 4-way stop people, it means proceed with caution...ANY 16 year old with a driver's handbook will tell you that.

When people pull to the side of the road and wait for a funeral procession to pass. Did i miss something? when and where did this become a rule of the road? I understand that it's out of respect, but there's no need to hold up the traffic on a busy street because you want to wait for a 786 vehicle convoy to pass.

When people say "Bless you" after I sneeze. Newsflash, we're not all religious, so blessing me is kind of ridiculous in my eyes. Not to mention, even if i WAS religious, who gave YOU the power to Bless people? either ignore my sneeze or come up with something athiest to say please.

when people make facebook groups for the DUMBEST shit possible. The worst ones are the ones that say "We need 10,000 people so the government will stop taxes!"...um no they won't! i doubt the government gives a shit about your stupid facebook group. That being said I am also deeply annoyed by the endless amounts of invites i get to join stupid fucking applications like Mafia Wars, or OWNED!! Your friend just bought you! find out how much you're worth!! Umm...no, how about i don't, because i really don't care how much i am "worth" in fake internet money. get a fucking life people.

When people make fun of other people because they aren't good at guitar hero...I would take that as a compliment because it means i actually have A FUCKING LIFE. Wow, you beat tom morello on expert and own the high score!? Omg!! While you were doing that, i was being PRODUCTIVE.

People that constantly talk about calories, without knowing how it all works. They look at the back of pacakges for the calorie content, but compeltely ignore the other content...here's a tip people, find out how many calories you NEED in a day before you start scoffing at anything over 23 calories.

Also on that note, people who preach about eating healthy but still suck on cigarettes all day. I only have 1 thing to say to you. FUCK YOU. Even if you eat the healthiest shit in the world, you're still going to die a seriously fucked up death.

People that say one or 2 words, or just make a loud sigh so you will eventually ask them what is wrong. FUCKING STOP THAT. chances are, if no one noticed something was wrong, then they don't care enough to ask you. So sitting in the corner of the room making random noises until someone asks you what is wrong is seriously fucking annoying...Also, if someone actually DOES give in and asks you what is wrong, please stop saying "ohhh...nothing, don't worry about it"...my god could you ASK for any more attention??!?

People that don't tip their bartender or waitress. it's primarliy americans....why do you feel you don't have to tip? fuck you. that's bullshit and a half. If your bartender is serving you well, and you're having a good time, drop them a dollar every drink...seriously, it's just pathetic if you don't. and the people that don't tip and say "well after three drinks, i've saved enough for another drink!!" that's just beyond lame. grow up and be an adult.

Furthermore, the people that "tip" their dimes, pennies and nickels...you people need to be fucking shot. A tip of dimes and nickels is just insulting..and if your tip includes even a single penny, you need to go home and end your life. Welcome to the real world. This isn't baghdad.

And finally, (for this post at least) people who talk about things they have absolutely NO clue about...if you know you have no idea what you're talking about, then DON'T talk about it. If you're not in the medical field, then don't talk about shit because you sound like an idiot. If you know nothing about politics, then don't talk about politics...and if you don't know music or art, you had better not open your mouth,...because the people that DO know what they're talking about are listening and you're just making yourself sound like a fucking moron. So do yourself a favour and just stop.