shakedown at the Wal

What a beautiful day! I am in a great mood, and since my great mood should be taken advantage of, i decided to head out and do a little bit of looking around since my motivational state has been heightened as of late. So a little trip to the music store, some powerman 5000 blaring down the highway and i am golden! I decided to make a quick run to Wal mart (i know...i know), to get a big rubbermaid bin for all my music gear...Come on, where else are you going to get one that size for $10? So i park my car and head in...just outside the front doors, there is some dude being tackled by 4 guys on the ground, as they put handcuffs on him...quite obviously he was shoplifting, and quite obviously the guys were security, just in plain clothes most likely since they are floor walkers. So they pick the guy up, and as they are bringing him back into the store, some fat slob of a woman says "excuse me, who are you? You don't even identify yourself?"
one of the guys said "we're security ma'am, don't worry about it"....

at this point it was plain to me that this bitch was the rosie o'donnel type of woman: Fat, loud, disgusting and with an overwhelming need to voice her opinion, no matter what. So she says "umm, i AM worrying about it, that man did nothing wrong"...to which the security guy said "He was shoplifting and running out of the store. It's our job to detain him"...
to which the swine of the earth said "Well, you didn't identify yourself...you think you can just tackle people like that? Think you're tough? I have a right to voice my concern"

Now, at this point i will say that it seemed like the security guys were a little fuckin overboard. They all looked to be in their early to mid 20s and seemed a bit too quick on the trigger. Odds are their job is pretty boring so this was a chance to get out there and show the world...rather the WAL what they were made of. They probably are either in school to be cops, failed out of school to be cops or just want to be a cop, so they took it all a little bit too far. BUT, they WERE doing their job regardless, so i am on their side.

So the dude looks at her and says "Ma'am you will be charged with obstructing an arrest if you don't let us do our job"...This fat bitch is like "Excuse me!? I am a Citizen of...canada...and...i have uh...the right....umm...to know what is going on here...what did that boy do?" finally the security guy turns around and says "Listen lady, you do NOT have the right to know what is going on, and unless you're that kid's lawyer or mother, get the fuck out of my face before i remove you too"....

I started laughing my ass off out loud and the lady looked at me in complete disgust, like i looked like a carrot or something. She started talking to random people about how crazy this was, and everyone was like..."umm...you really have no reason to be like this...they're doing their job". Finally she was defeated and waddled away back to her steak-scented car to drown her loss in hot buttered bacon-flavoured popcorn.

Moral of the story? Unless you actually have something to be complaining about, Shut the hell up and let people do their jobs. it's not your business, so don't make it your business. and not being a jelly filled cunt doesn't hurt.