ok...so i've been thinking about starting yet another new blog about the shit i hear while working behind the bar. I get everything from people talking about emotional problems to breakups, to downright crazy shit. Tonight, i had a very interesting little blurb from some insanely weird dude...i had to share it.
"Ok...i just had to get this out...there's this girl. i've liked her since 95...i moved here from toronto because i like her...one day...we were at her house...you'll like this...she told me...well not by words...but by a look...well not really by a look but by look....that for the size of my body, my hands are large. So she took off her pants and laid in the bed. You'll like this...her buttocks perfectly fit my hands....so i massaged it....and it was awesome...and because her pants were off in the bed, i caught a glimpse...just a quick look....i saw a lip... that's my story."
All i have to say to that is wow.
I just wanted to share this with you. Try keeping a straight face after that one.
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