Observations from the day

I am sitting in starbucks right now. At this very moment there is a dude in here who is talking so loud i can't even concentrate. In fact he is SO distracting, i actually had to stop doing homework just to blog about the shit he is talking about. He's like that dude that knows WAY too much about absolutely NOTHING, and shares it with the world. Here is just a taste of what he is saying: (keep in mind he is saying this at a near yelling volume)

"A month ago this would have been considered a heat wave. Now it's FREEZING!! "

"Jif peanut butter. $1.97 at Giant tiger. It's the best. They only have the smooth though. My sister in law is bringing me 2 giant containers. They're like a litre and a half and you get 2 for 6 bucks in the states. it's full of protein...FULLLL of protein"

"I'm a purist. I like jam, i like peanut butter. I like chocolate, i like peanut butter...but i never mix them. I never eat them together, and never on the same day"

"i went to pick up my brother to bring him to school. i waited for an hour, turns out he got a ride. It was bad though,because i brought him a jar of real honey, and now i have a jar of real honey in my car. I like real honey better than the other stuff, it just tastes so much better"

"I am trying to make zucchini relish, and i can never get the taste just right. There is a company in the states called Willy's, they make the best relish, but i could never get the taste right. then one day i looked up the ingredients, and i was like "Tumeric! That's the taste i am missing!!"

"I was driving down ouelette the other day, and my brother said oh wow, look what they've done to that building. I said i can't eat there. He said why not? I said because i am a purist. It used to be Berks, now it's peppers...i just can't eat somewhere that used to be a jewelery store."

"The only time i eat bananas is at the casino. They have that banana caramel crepe. It's the only time i eat bananas"

"that reminds me, i forgot to feed my fish today"

So that's basically just a bit and i was typing as fast as i could. This dude is not shutting up, and he's speaking to anyone that will listen. I just thought i should share that with everyone ;)