The Swine Flu:
Ok...i get that this is a big deal, and people are scared. But seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP about it already. "Did you get your shot?" "I am not getting mine" "but you HAVE to!!" seriously, this is making me snap. If someone doesn't want to get the shot, let it be. If you're enough of a sheep to go and get the shot because you believe everything you're told, then go do it. But stop talking about it. Every day there is a new development. Today the shot it safe, tomorrow it's dangerous, blah blah blah. Shut up, and deal with it.
People who use the handicap button to open doors when they don't need to:
This is seriously PURE laziness. These people are NOT handicapped, and they don't have their arms full of ridiculously awkward or heavy things....they are just so lazy, they would rather press a button than push it open themselves. The best part of this is that the button actually takes like 6 seconds longer than opening the door themselves, and they have to actually STOP their forward momentum to stand and wait for the door to be opened. Seriously makes someone wonder just how insanely lazy these people are.
People who make facebook groups/fan pages for absolutely nothing:
Oh, look! one of my friends just became a "fan" of "not panicking over the swine flu"...not only does this lend itself to my topic above, but for someone to actually be stupid enough or waste enough of their time to become a "fan" of this is ridiculous. People make groups for EVERYTHING, and it's so stupid. Why do you people have so much time on your hands? Isn't there SOMETHING you can be doing with your time other than inviting people to join your pointless groups?
People who make facebook groups/fan pages and then NEVER update them:
Ok, so 165 people have joined your page...now what? you have no news updates, no discussion boards, no pictures, no videos, no status updates...so WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF YOUR PAGE??
Fat bitches who wear tight pants:
I don't even need to elaborate on this, do i? I am not saying everyone should be skinny. I am saying that if you can't fit flatteringly into a pair of lulu lemons, don't fucking wear them.
People who bitch that they "have no time" to do things:
Chances are, these people actually have the time...but they don't use it. These people are commonly the people that don't have the time, because they choose not to sacrifice the time. They don't want to go to bed a couple of hours later than normal, they don't want to miss grey's fucking anatomy, they don't want to do things they normally wouldn't do. Therefore, school work, or whatever else that needs to be done, doesn't get done because they "had no time". Which is fine. if your work doesn't get done, then just say you didn't do it. But DO NOT say you didn't have time, because I, or someone else that manages their lack of time very well will politely put you in your fucking place.
People who take offense to everything:
Fuck off, and stop reading this.
People who spend $90 on a new video game, and then use cheats to beat it immediately:
Seriously? have you never heard of a challenge? these games are designed to test your abilities and your skills...yet you put on your invincibility and your all weapons codes, and run through the game. Wow. Big man. do you feel accomplished now? Good purchase. Maybe next time you can spend the money on building that girlfriend you've always wanted.
That's all for now...i'm sure there will be more but for now, i should get back to class work.
out.
1 comment:
"Maybe next time you can spend the money on building that girlfriend you've always wanted." best comment ever. and wow do I agree lol
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pps. Kaycee
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