Oh...a few more things...

Well, in addition to the things that piss me off below, I have a few more things to add to this list...
well maybe not ADD, but elaborate on.

The facebook group thing...really, why do people feel that facebook groups will change the world? This drives me insane. It's like there is no middle ground. Either people are making a group that is completely pointless and stupid, or they are making a group in some attempt to change the world. Today i was fortunate enough to open a group invitation to a facebook group titled "Petition to end all wars"...yes, ALL WARS. i managed to glimpse quickly at the description of the group long enough to gather that whoever the brainiac was behind this group had the goal to gather as many members as possible, then send this group to all the leaders of the world to tell them to stop making war....

Um...do you actually think this will work!? Like this entire time, the answer to stopping World War was....FACEBOOK! Duh! why didn't we think of this!? This whole time, hundreds of years of war, billions of dollars spent, and countless lives lost, and all we had to do was say "Umm, hey guys, lots of people want you to stop...it says so on this facebook group" and the war makers would just say "Oh shit...we didn't know our wars had THIS kind of effect!! We'll stop immediately! Thanks facebook for shedding light on this!"

Seriously!? SERIOUSLY!? pull your heads out of your asses people...like a fucking facebook is going to stop WARS!? for real...? wouldn't you have to ADD the world leaders to facebook first? what if they deny you? What if Bin laden just wants to creep your drunk bikini pics? These are things you gotta think of guys.

How about this...guys that think hunting is manly. let's first clear up the fact that hunting has changed significantly since the dawn of man. It used to be that you went out in your loincloth with a spear and only your courage to back you up. You chased down whatever you were hungry for, and battled it to the death, eating it's carcass as not only a meal, but as a trophy, and a feast of pride....

Times have changed though. Now, self proclaimed "manly men" sit in a tree decked out in weather resistant clothing, designed to withstand any and every element that mother nature can throw at them. Hundreds of feet away, in the unsuspecting distance, a deer, or whatever animal they are hunting is completely unaware, and is walking, eating, chillin out...no clue it's about to die...the "hunter" lifts his technologically enhanced rifle to his face, uses the super powered long distance scope to take aim, and fires, killing the deer instantly. No battle. No hunt. no running, no challenge. So please tell me how "hunting" makes you a fucking man? Oooh, you wear a camoflauge hat. I am sooooo intimidated by your unrelenting masculinity. Please, oh master of the woods, take mercy on my unmanly soul for not murdering innocent animals from a retarded distance.

Want to be a real man? Challenge a bear to a fist fight in the dead of winter wearing only fur underwear and take him down. THEN you can call yourself a fucking hunter. Otherwise you're just a fucktard with a gun.

This topic goes hand in hand with the "men" who think you're only a man if you drink beer...yet they drink coors light. Drink a real beer you fucking pansies.